So here's the thing, i could easily say i've been busy or that i haven't come up with anything to write about,...but, both would be a lie. part of it is that i've just been lazy, part is that i've gotten back into a relationship (which is time consuming, especially when you don't have internet at work!!!!!!), and part is because this is a horrible time of year for me and i've only kinda just now gotten my sense of humor back. i'd like to give a big shout out to Kristen, because i think we both know how awesome we are, it's just unfortunate that we don't have more time for our awesomeness to coinside.
Point is, i think i'm back. i've jotted down a few things that may be a bit dated by now, but i'm just gonna keep going with the whole, "i don't care if you don't care" attitude. and that is putting it nicely. i'm hoping that i'll be posting something new again every few weeks or so, but who knows this time of year.
hopefully more very soon.
and for some of you, see you at bigs tommorrow around 9ish.

A short list of things I have otherwise learned not to do after drinking,..yet continue to do regardless.

1. After getting home from a long night of drinking I find it a good idea to have at least one more(some times 2 if I haven't yet passed out) alcoholic beverage. It always turns out that this is a bad idea yet some how I always seem to not remember that. Weird.
2.Once or twice I may have "flipped the bitch switch" after too many drinks and had no clue what-so-ever that a "conversation" had taken place till put in the awkward position to explain myself the next day and wondering if that ment how I got home, how I got in this person's house, or worse what I ment by what I said the night before. ????????? crap.
3. Play volleyball on Sunday, although I was 99.9% sure I was going to vomit last Sunday, the fact of the matter is, I did not. And I totally rocked a badass serve against some oldies. Immediantley afterwards I went back to feeling like I might vomit. (Again though, I did not. Champ.)
4.DO NOT EVER try to clean up after your dog it's he/she has been sick and you have been out drinking. This just leads to a much bigger mess.
5.Bar time is 2am for a reason. If you can get to where you are going at or close to this time and get to bed within 30 min of arrival, after maybe eating some Ramen or leftover burrito/steak/week old whatever was in your fridge, whatever, then you are pretty much golden. If on the other hand you choose to stay up drinking and blogging, or watching a show on your DVR, or crying about god knows what because you're wasted, or doing drugs(which for the record I do not do. True statement.), or who knows what else. If you fail to make the appropriate bedtime and feel like you need to do nothing but sleep the next day, then wake up for a solid 45min before needing a nap, then indeed you broke bar time and things not to do after drinking. Drinker beware.
6. Addemdum to number 5, sexy time after 2 am is always ok, because as long as you're being active you won't feel bad the next day about that 2lb burrito you ate. And hey, you got laid.
:)

you there, waiting for a drink.

I realize that my blog is titled "Can I get you a drink?" I feel as if I should clarify where I got that title before i get to far along. The title is in reference to something my dad would always say whenever my sisters or i would bring a guy over, or really anyone who ever entered our house. he loved everyone and always made them feel welcome. however, this next segment is not about making people feel welcome, it's about the funny/stupid/annoying/painfully annoying/idiotic things people do while waiting for a drink at the bar or while ordering/paying for their drink. please do enjoy....


guy: can i get my tab?
me: yeah what's the last name on it?
guy: it's the one with the smiley face on it.
(i look at him with a "really? are you that fucking stupid to think i'm going to search through over 60 cards looking for your smiley face card mr. name i still don't know... but instead i say, with sterness)
me:really? i need a last name?(i want to punch him in the face a little, but then it turned out that he tipped really super well, so i forgave his silliness.)


girl:(pounding on bar when i'm seriously beyond busy) i've been waiting for over 30 minutes for a drink.
me:(i want to say, really have you been timing it? if so, let's see how long it takes for you to give up and go away. but i was really super busy so instead i just ignored her. i still don't know if she got her drink and i super don't care.)

me: do you want to just leave it open, there's a $10 limit on cards?
guy: no, go ahead and run it.
me: you're only at $6 dollars, i can't run it. not my rule sorry.
guy: no, run it, it's cool.
me: no, really i can't. and won't. buy a shot or something.
guy: can you just run my card?
me:(this is where i roll my eyes and walk away)

so, there are a ton more stories to tell, most probably better than these but i've worked 25 hours in 2 days with less than 6 hours sleep so i'll call this a to be continued...........

Dan passed the torch

So, what is probably not that big of a deal for most people for me has just turned into the event of the season. I'm making a mountain out of a mole hill here but hey I've always been creative. Just this past Tuesday I was having drinks with a friend and he told me that our other friend was probably not going to have his annual party because of low attendance. Well, I will admit that in all the many years I've been invited I have only attended once. 2005 I believe it was, and whilest I was only there a short time it turns out that it was quite memorable for myself and my now boyfriend whom at the time we didn't really talk but totally noticed each othere. But I digress. The party is the "Catholic School Kids Party" and it's open to anyone that I or Dan decide to invite. If I weren't me and reading this right now I know I'd be thinking, "Damn, what could I possibly do to get invited to such a prestigious event?" Well, I can't speak for Dan, but I know that I like Sam Adams Light, and beer in general. I'm pretty sure Dan is a fan of beer and fine whiskey, at least on the float trip he is :) Once I have more details to share the evites will be sent out accordingly. A heads up, uniforms are a must. Authentic is much prefered (cause it shows how hardcore and ligit you are) but not mandatory. But again I need to run all this by the godfather, Dan, before I get too ahead of myself. I leave you with that thought of hoping against hope that you can attend. I hope so too, because I really like Sam Adams Light, I'm not against bribes.
Yours in jest,
Camille

And we're caught up...

So that's it for now. I hope you liked what you read, if so let me know. Otherwise, I could pretend like I care but that's just a waste of time. If you really want to read more, all my blogs are on my myspace. I will admit some of them are pretty boring/lame, I only posted the ones I thought were particularly good or that I had gotten positive feed back on. My plan is to be funny and witty and to actually post at least 3 times a month if not more but knowing me the way I do I'd say 3 is pretty realistic.

I'll get more indepthy next time. and just so everyone out there knows, i'm a terrible speller. TERRIBLE. i will try to look up words but sometimes i just won't care. i'm not a big fan of capitalization either. if you can't figure out what i'm saying this way i don't know how caps will help you.

so, till next time
Camille

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F@#%$#* sushi

Surprisingly I got many a kudos for this blog and they were all from sushi lovers...go figure.

Wednesday, April 16, 2008
F@%$% SUSHI
Ok, I freaking get it every one out there but me likes sushi. well blah blah blah. let me just go ahead and give you sushi lovers a little insight. 1st of all we live in wichita f-ing kansas, so no matter how fresh they tell you it is, IT ISN'T! second, people some how take for granted that i know what i like. so here and now i go on record saying I DON'T LIKE SUSHI. i will now tell you why i don't like sushi. when i was about 3 or 4 ish yrs. old (yes i remember like yesterday) i was forced, yes forced to finish my dinner which consisted of eating i think cod fish. i don't know this for fact but from what i know now, and from what i can piece together, it seems cod. so, before i could leave the table and go play with my friend emily i had to finish my fish dinner. i was literally in tears. to this day i have no idea why. i apparently was born with a bias against fish and still to this day i am perfectly ok with that. so to all you sushi lovers out there, i commend you on your bravery to eat not so fresh fish in the middle of the USA. bravo. but, it is not for me so please never ever tell me again just how awesome raw fish is, because really,....i don't give a crap.